none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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