haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I will be naked everywhere
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Congratulations! We have a period
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