Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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