He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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