My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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