bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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