sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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