Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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