and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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