Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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