come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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