whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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