Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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