Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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