if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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