Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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