so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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