I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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