New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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