this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
