i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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