never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
