Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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