none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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