I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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