found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
only you would photoshop your dick
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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