Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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