I don't think brook has ever known best
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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