it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
