Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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