Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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