Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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