I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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