Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
