we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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