What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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