He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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