real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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