I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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