She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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