dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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