I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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