community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
