all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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