Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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