I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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