Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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