That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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