I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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