She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
